I have this thing for old, crusty men of the sea. If you can name me all the animals in the tidepool, and you have a scruffy beard, and you don't care when your pants get splashed by the ocean, and of course you're over 60, then I'd like to marry you.
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I have 3 pair of socks all ready! Do it! And maybe he can get you to not drive "Miss Betty" across the universe.
gross, mom. you can't be THAT desperate to see me married off!
and i'm thinking that i really like miss betty...miss b is what dad calls me, betty is what simon yells my way sometimes (in a very weird voice), betty burgers is my favorite restaurant in town. so it may be a winner...
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